Welcome to the Official Idiot Tax Website !

This is the official website for the collection of the tax charged to people who do stupid things. You may pay your Idiot Tax via Paypal below.

An idiot tax may be paid here each time you do something stupid in order to make yourself feel better about the stupid thing you have done.

Idiot Tax Category Assessment Below are examples in which an Idiot Tax should be paid. Please use the payment buttons to your right to pay the proper amount depending on how stupid the thing you have done is. You may use the table below to help determine the amount you owe, please be truthful to yourself. The right section of this page contains ten payment buttons for the payment of your Idiot Tax : $2000.00    Caught cheating on your Wife, Husband, Boyfriend or Girlfriend.  $1000.00   Arrested for DWI, OWI or any form of driving while intoxicated on alcohol. $500.00      Bought any DVD containing Mel Gibson, Michael Richards or Bill Cosby.  $250.00      Actually paid attention to news about Britney, Lindsay, Paris or Hannah.  $100.00     Purchased gas for your car or truck at a Citgo gas station in the USA. $50.00        Listened to any politician and believed a single word they said. $25.00        Bought any item manufactured in China or any other criminal country. $10.00        Gave a fast food worker a hard time for getting an order wrong. $5.00           Used Google to search and believed all the results were not all paid. $1.00           Got a chance to screw the big guys over and did not take it as habit. You should use your judgement to decide what amount your Idiot Tax is and be honest about it. If you are not sure, ask a friend, relative or co-worker how stupid whatever you did was on a scale of 1 to 2000. Then you always round up to the nearest Idiot Tax payment button on the right. Pay your Idiot Tax and you will get a warm, fuzzy feeling inside. If you don't, try paying a second time and think about the good your money is now doing for others less fortunate. What happens to my money when I pay ? Where your Idiot Tax dollars go : Feeds the Hungry -  We use a portion of the the money collected from the Idiot Tax to feed  hungry children. Housing Children -  We use a portion of the money collected from the Idiot Tax to provide housing for children. Clothes for the Naked - We use a portion of the money collected from the Idiot Tax to buy clothes for children and adults. Gifts for Children - We use a portion of the money collected from the Idiot Tax to buy gifts for children. Basketball Camp - We send one needy child to the Blue Chip Basketball Camp for free ( 2007 -1 Attended - 2008 - 1 Child will Attend ) Shoes for Children - We use a portion of the money collected from the Idiot Tax to buy at least 20 pairs of shoes for children each year.

Idiot Tax Payments

Why should you pay your Idiot tax ?

The three main reasons you should pay your Idiot tax are simple and to the point

• It will ease your guilt - With your Idiot Tax paid, you are free to forget about the stupid thing you did and go out and do something even more stupid. Then come back here and pay your Idiot Tax and start the process all over again.

• God will know you paid - God does not like people who do stupid things, if God sees you have paid your Idiot Tax, he will at least know you are trying to better yourself. He knows if you do stupid stuff on earth, you will do stupid stuff if he lets you into heaven.

• Ease the Suffering - If you have done something stupid, we know you are suffering inside. Paying your Idiot Tax will help you ease the mental anguish and get on with your life. You will feel like a weight has been lifted off your shoulders the second you click pay.

To see how easy it is to feel better and smarter : View these Classic Idiot Videos

There are millions of things that can qualify you for an idiot Tax, the best way to find out if you owe an Idiot Tax is to ask someone you work with. Ask a coworker to be honest then ask " Do you think I should pay an Idiot Tax ? " They should be able to tell you whether you owe or not.

Paying your Idiot Tax will make you feel smarter as well.

You can brag to all of the people you know that you have paid your Idiot Tax and are allowed to do stupid things as much as you like.

Imagine how jealous your friends will be knowing you were smart enough to pay the Idiot Tax and they were not, who's the Idiot now ? When they call you an Idiot, you can tell them you have the right to be an idiot because you have paid your Idiot tax then laugh hysterically.

Who is in charge of collecting the Idiot Tax ?

The idiot tax collection system is totally run by the PAID (People Against Idiots and Dumbasses) staff who are much smarter than you. It was outsourced by some politician that then in turn had to pay an idiot tax for his decision to outsource this major source of income.

If you watch the news on any day, you will see someone that should pay their Idiot Tax. Be ahead of the game when you do something stupid, pay your Idiot Tax early and pay it often.

What happens if I don't pay my Idiot Tax ?

If you don't pay your Idiot Tax every time you do something stupid, bad luck will descend upon your life. Your hair will turn grey and then fall out, you will be plagued with warts and erectile dysfunction that no little blue pill can cure. You will begin to always lose at everything you do and everyone that loves you will make fun of you. You will have uncontrollable urination fits in public and become crosseyed and afraid of zebras. Every morning you will vomit and after every shower you will smell like a wet dog. Your toes will get an incurable fungus which will spread to your brain making you foam at the corners of your mouth. Finally, a gorilla will escape from a zoo near your home and wisk you off to its new cave for an extended honeymoon and starting a family. You will never be heard from again.

Links to sites that we like - LINKBLOG

Every once in a while, we find a site we like and we post a link to it here for the public to use. You can be sure if you find a link here, it is the best link you could ever click on on the internet. you should go to the sites listed below and join the site or just buy a product from the site.

They are not tricking us

We almost put a section up for links to sites we don't like but then we would have had to pay an Idiot tax for adding an inbound link to a site we don't like. It's like we said, they are not tricking us

Tell us about someone you think should pay an Idiot Tax 

We have a section HERE where you can nominate someone for an idiot tax and tell why you think they should have to pay their Idiot Tax. You can also read the comments left by other visitors to the Idiot Tax website.

Automatic Lifetime Exemptions :

There are a few exemptions that will get you out of the Idiot Tax for Life.

Death, Brain Damage (not caused by a stupid stunt) , MS or any other nerve or brain disorder, Police and Fire Fighters ( we know what they get paid and what their job is so it makes sense to exempt them )

Incest, Pedophelia, Beastility and Necrophelia or being a captive on that little girl farm in Texas ( you have enough problems without us )

The main exemption, DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID EVER !

Other examples of qualifying factors for the Idiot Tax

All of the following items are examples of when an Idiot Tax should be paid

Running for any political office automatically qualifies you to pay an Idiot Tax.

Anyone using the term Internet Guru on their website or considering themselves an Internet Guru. Oh Yeah ! Al Gore should pay up now !

The following are not just examples, these are the Idiot Tax Rules and you should abide by them if you plan to use this website.

There are several violations listed below and we always welcome your comments HERE, we might add it here if it makes us laugh.

In all variations you can possibly think of the following are violations :

• Marriage to anyone inside your own family.
• Getting caught downloading illegal music online.
• Marketing your site via any e-mail spam service you find in google.
• Owning any website considered to be a typosquat such as wwwidiottax.info or any site without the . after the www 
• Parking your semi in a residential area just because you live there.
• Buying anything on eBay because it is shaped like something else.
• Posting religious comments on the movie review sites about your views.
• Buying anything from Amway or getting into any MLM scheme.

International Idiot Tax

We realize people all over the world do stupid things so we accept Idiot Tax payments for the entire globe direct from this website.

We have accepted many payments from international payees.

Automatic Idiot Tax Qualification

Countries or Individuals are Qualified :

• Countries - Any government should pay the $2000.00 Idiot Tax.
• Individuals - Any Individual should pay the $10.00 Idiot Tax.

Additional Automatic Qualification Factors :

• Working for Google
• Voting for a Clinton
• Eating at Boston Market
• Shopping on Froogle
• Using Crack or Meth

Remember to Pay Your Idiot Tax Every Time You Do Something Stupid OR ELSE !!!

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